Keep Up With Jones

Last night, I felt like a two-dollar pistol

This mornin', I feel like I got shot

Hair of the dog says wet my whistle

But I don't know if that's a good idea or not

I could get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin'

Do a little two-lane John Deere ridin'

Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on

I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin'

Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin'

Livin' in the middle of a country and western song

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

Last night, I knew what not to do

I just don't know half of what I did

I thought I'd try to fill them shoes

Turns out them boots are too damn big, yeah

I could get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin'

Do a little two-lane John Deere ridin'

Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on

I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin'

Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin'

Livin' in the middle of a country and western song

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

I can't keep up

I can't keep up

Yeah, today I'm movin' real slow

So tonight, I'll be a no-show

Then again, I just might go

And get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin'

Do a little two-lane John Deere ridin'

Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on

I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin'

Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin'

Livin' in the middle of a country and western song

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones

Jones

Jones

Last night, I felt like a two-dollar pistol

This mornin', I feel like I got shot