You've Never Had Chocolate Like This (Hoverchocs)

In a jungle near Mumbai, there's a little hoverfly

Whose wings go at a thousand flaps a second, that's no lie

These microscopic fleas like chocolate more than leaves

And when asked nicely, lay precisely one little egg in each of these

When it hatches from its shell, it gives a happy yell, "Woo-hoo!"

How thrilling to be living in a chocolate hotel

It beats its wings with glee, and then as you will see

The chocolate will levitate and float most gracefully

Well, there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

But only Wonka's makes your eyes pop out their sockelets

Put your hand into your pockelet, get yourself some Wonka chocolate

Come now, I insist

You've never had chocolate like this

No, you've never had chocolate like this