Please Don't Die

Please don't cry

There's still milk left over

It goes off on Valentine's Day

Your hips don't lie

You can't get your leg over

The one thing that you can't replace

Ooh

Ah, ah

Please don't die

Suicide

Is nothing to joke about

But, oh dear, did we have a laugh

About A Weekend At Bernie's

With our friend who took his life

All the way to London Bridge

Ooh

Ah, ah

Please don't die

There's rainy nights in Soho we've not seen yet

There's places in our dreams that we've not been yet (Please don't die)

Promise me you're never gonna die

Please don't cry, please don't cry

Please don't cry, please don't cry

Please don't cry, please don't cry

Please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't

Please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't

Please don't cry, please don't cry

Please don't cry, please don't cry

Please don't cry

Please don't cry (Ah)

Put me out for the dustman

Didn't I say I was ill?

Our pets all die

So we grow accustomed

To black ties and burials

Ooh

Ah, ah

Please don't die

There's rainy nights in Soho we've not seen yet

There's places in our dreams that we've not been yet (Please don't die)

Promise me you're never gonna die

Please don't die

There's rainy nights in Soho we've not seen yet (Promise me you're never going to die)

There's places in our dreams that we've not been yet (Please don't die)

Promise me you're never gonna die (Please don't die)