Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be your 800 call any more

If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it

I don't want no half priced love

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

And break someone's heart

Why you always sound so formal on the phone?

Talking kinda low like you're not alone

Guessing she's around you putting on her clothes

Wonder if she knows

Every night you're in the kitchen

When she thinks you're doing dishes

But she's growing a suspicion 'cause they're still in the sink

Every morning when she questions it, you get out of confessing

'Cause you never ever mention you were talking to me

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be your 800 call any more

If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it

I don't want no half priced love

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

And break someone's heart

Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt

No, I've never worked in customer support

I'll never do your taxes

And I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl

Every night you're in the kitchen when she thinks you're doing dishes

But she's growing a suspicion 'cause they're still in the sink

Every morning when she questions it, you get out of confessing

'Cause you never ever mention you were talking to me

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be your 800 call any more

If you wanting my insurance then you gotta earn it

I don't want no half priced love

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

And break someone's heart

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be your 800 call any more

I don't wanna be