Lazy Jesus

Lazy Jesus

That lazy Jesus

Well, hanging around all day long

You don't do nothing

You don't do nothing

Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus

That lazy Jesus

Go over and fix that chair

You don't need nothing

You gotta do something

Except trying to pretend you care

Well, I want to be god

Dad said "don't get funny"

'Cause a god's just a king with a lot less money

But I'm walking on wine

I'm healing all the dead

And still my pappy's words keep rolling through my head

Hey, lazy Jesus

Lazy Jesus

Well, hanging around all day long

You don't do nothing

You don't do nothing

Except telling everybody they're wrong

Hey, Lazy Jesus

Lazy Jesus

Go over and fix that chair

You don't do nothing

You gotta do something

Except trying to pretend you care

I got real clean feet

And this bad ass crown

But it don't mean crap

Back in my hometown

They weren't even there

When I rose from the dead

'Cause you saw you're a shadow

And you went back to bed

Hey, lazy Jesus

Lazy Jesus

Well hanging around all day long

You don't do nothing

You don't do nothing

Except telling everybody they're wrong

That lazy Jesus

That lazy Jesus

Go over and fix that chair

You don't need nothing

You gotta do something

Except trying to pretend you care, amen

Oh, sing children!

Lazy Jesus

That lazy Jesus

Oh, hanging around all day long

You don't do nothing

You don't do nothing

Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus

Lazy Jesus

Go over and fix that chair

You don't do nothing

You gotta do something

Except trying to pretend you care