You Coulda Knocked Me Over With A Feather

I don't have the word for what I feel

I just feel more like myself than I have in all my life

Tonight in Mexico, Joe, I felt something click

Yes, I got turned around while all the other girls got sick

I crossed the border, Joe, and thank you for the shove

Because tonight I realized Daphne is my one true love

And you coulda knocked me over with a feather

You coulda knocked this train off its track

For weeks I've had a funny feeling that something was revealing

Now this genie's out the bottle and she ain't going back

Yes, I have tried to love many ladies

Back when I sang in a much lower key

Now you could knock me over with a feather, 'cause, Joe

The lady that I'm loving is me

I love to be belle of the ball, I love the shape of this leg

So tails and tuxes, fare thee well

Because you can't undo a fall, you can't unscramble an egg

And now that it has chimed, there's no un-ringing this bell!

You coulda knocked me over with a feather

You coulda stole the ice from a cube

For weeks I've wrestled the suspicion that's come to a fruition

Now you'll never get the toothpaste back in the tube

I hope the girls I knew will forgive me

'Cause 'til I woke up, I just couldn't see

But now you could knock me over with a feather, 'cause, Joe

The lady that I'm loving is me

Yes, the lady that I'm loving is—

You always loved the way that I slapped that bass

And now a spotlight's shining on me

Back home in Illinois, I danced like all the boys

But now I'm riding high, my voice and heels are in the sky

Jerry's always walked behind and only survived

But now I'm leading the parade 'cause Daphne's arrived

The die is cast, it's a fait accompli

No more living in the past

'Cause Daphne is free

Daphne is free!

No, I couldn't stay in flats if I tried

I know you're finding it confusing, this song that I am choosing

But Joe it's time to blow your horn to "Here Comes the Bride"

So please believe me when I say we're still partners

But now instead of just a duo, we're three

I see that I can knock you over with a feather, but I know

Daphne is the best part of me, oh yeah

Daphne is who I want to be!

Oh yeah!