Don't Hang the Mistletoe

We've got the boxes from the attic

Decorations on the floor

Frank Sinatra singing classics

Red and green everywhere, yeah

It's looking like a Home Goods store

Lord have mercy, there it is

You smiled at me as you reached in

Are you sure you wanna hang it up?

'Cause that thing is holidangerous, so

Don't hang the mistletoe

If you wanna get anywhere on time

You know how kissing goes

We'll be under that doorway all night

Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so

If you wanna leave the house this Christmas

Don't hang the mistletoe

Yeah, I still remember last year

We were so damn close to leaving

Everybody would have loved

Those ugly sweaters we had on

But ain't nobody got to see 'em

And you know the reason, so

Don't hang the mistletoe

If you wanna get anywhere on time

You know how kissing goes

We'll be under that doorway all night

Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so

If you wanna leave the house this Christmas

Don't hang the mistletoe

I ain't saying I don't want to

But I know what happens next

We start making out and then somehow

We end up tangled up in bed, mmm

Don't hang the mistletoe

If you wanna get anywhere on time

You know how the kissing goes

We'll be under that doorway all night

Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so

If you wanna leave the house this Christmas

Don't hang the mistletoe, oh

No, no, no, don't hang that mistletoe, no

Mmm