Original Faubus Fables (Remastered)

Whew, thank you ladies and gentlemen, remember, no applause, and keep it down

Your drinks, don't rattle your gl– ice in your glasses and don't ring the cash register

You got it covered?

Alright

Like to, um, continue this, continue this

Continue this set with a composition

Dedicated to the first or second or third all-American heel, Faubus

And it's titled "Fables of Faubus"

Oh, Lord, don't let 'em shoot us

Oh, Lord, don't let 'em stab us

Oh, Lord, don't let 'em tar and feather us

Oh, Lord, no more swastikas

Yee-oh

Oh, Lord, no more Ku Klux Klan

Name me someone who's ridiculous, Dannie

Governor Faubus

Why is he so sick and ridiculous?

He won't permit us in his schools

Then he's a fool

Oh, boo

Boo! Nazi Fascist supremists

Boo! Ku Klux Klan

With your Jim Crow plan

Name me a handful that's ridiculous, Dannie Richmond?

Bilbo, Thomas, Faubus, Russel, Rockefeller, Byrd, Eisenhower

Why are they so sick and ridiculous?

Two, four, six, eight

They brainwash and teach you hate

H-E-L-L-O, hello

Hello

Boo! Nazi Fascist supremists

Boo! Ku Klux Klan with your

Jim Crow plan

Name me a handful that's ridiculous, Dannie

Bilbo, Thomas, Faubus, Russel, Rockefeller, Byrd, Eisenhower

Why are they so sick and ridiculous, Dannie?

Two, four, six, eight, they

Brainwash and teach you hate