Honey Roasted Peanuts

Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites Honey-roasted peanuts Ingredients Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents Pressed peanut sweepings Mmm Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner Steak? Money's too tight for steak Steak? Uh... sure, steak Ah, the last peanut Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers Uh-oh... something's wrong Ow, pointy! Eww, slimy Uh-oh, moving! A-ha! Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut! Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services Woo-hoo! Heheh... waaaah! Ugh