The Next Rap God

Good evening

Over the course of the next ten minutes

I will submit my application for the next rap god

Enjoy the festivities

My name is Dax

Listen, when I rap, boy, that shit is poetical

I break rules, I have never been ethical

Need condoms, **** all on my genitals

I'm the best, get it straight like a heterosexual to the decimal

Similar, but never identical

I rap different, boy, my shit isn't legible

But credible, flexible, intuitive and never forgettable

If you slept on me, that's very regrettable

Fuck is the rhetoric?

Rap's like pussy, I will never go celibate

Rap's like pussy, when I touch it, I'm delicate

So in tune with the elements

Big dick bars, yeah, that is a pre-requisite

No OG has ever given inheritance to my relevance

Ten thousand hours has qualified me for arrogance

Equivalent to white boys shooting up schools

And Americans not calling them terrorists

So I flippantly willingly blasted myself to infinity

With vivid like imagery causing the people instantly pass out

Ah

Don't be alarmed, I'm blowing her back out

Don't need a producer to gimme her track-outs

Files backed up because I do not back down

Hit her with the dickety-dickery flickety-flickery

Cock with the splickity-splash and she'll pass out (Come on!)

Melodically and sonically the best and ironically

Was choir boy MVP, you can't tempt me

I used to get head by the pews during father Frank's hour long homilies

And honestly look up in sky and give God an apology

Then look down at her face diabolically and uh

All over her face-ology

Fuck it, I'm making up words

Better than rhyming in slurs

Simile, metaphor, verb

Rap god shit did it ever or never occur?

Dax blew quick then quickest you've ever done heard

In it for a minute but I'm lyrically very matured

In it definitive won't stop, I'm never deterred

Never differ, yes, I deserve

**** better fucking better refer to me as the next rap god

Yes, I rap hard

Run a whole best like a track star

Run a whole track like it's NASCAR

Stay low-key like it's Asgard

Been eating bars but not your typical rapper

I'm up next, you're not on or after

You are a intro, I am a chapter

You are a rookie, I am a master

You are the question, I am the answer

You are the pitcher, I am the batter

You are the joke and I am the laughter

You move slow while I'm moving faster

You are baby, can't hold your bladder

You mumble like, "Goo-goo-goo-ga-ga"

You are baby, you need a Pampers

You kill rap motherfucker, you cancer

I kill you motherfucker, put hands up

Hands up, get ya bands up

**** sell they fucking soul just to get they fans up

Had to sit **** down just so I could stand up

Had to put a man down before I could man up

Lil Tecca, 2 Glocks, you'll turn to a dancer

No fakes running round or coming around us

We been hot, ain't nobody found us

We on, you cannot drown us

I'm a rap god

The definitive image with minimal slippage

I'm treating ever beat like a scrimmage

Will never be timid, I start it then you know I'ma finish, I'm crazy

I'ma check into clinical clinical with cynical illness

I'm starting and this is just the beginning

'Cause every minute I'm growing, I could never diminish

I lose and replenish at speeds that defy all of the physics

My head has been spinning, I'm breaking records, call me up Guinness

The sickest, soon to be biggest

Just like a llama when I'm rapping 'cause you know I be spitting

A rap god, it's hereditary not a condition

Fuck your opinion, what you gotta say

I love criticism from fucking critics

Once I really get to rapping, I really hear fucking crickets

Ever since I started rapping, I'm getting green like it's spinach

Gryffindor

Liquor got me floating just like it's Quidditch

Voldemort wasn't even this wicked

Listen people, I got tricks up my sleeve, every **** wants this

But what **** want, **** don't need

They tried to cut me off, it did not work nor hurt

'Cause when I cut, I don't bleed

They tried to put us in the ground

But they didn't know we were seeds

I've been through things you can't believe

Everything I speak, I will achieve

I am a different breed of rapper, known to blast ya

Overflowed with good vernacular

Beat the game, computer hacker

Took the stairs then used a ladder

Screws fell out then used a hammer

Used the hammer to advance a whole career they can't abuse or even tamper

Even scatter, even shatter, even after I am gone in the rafters

My top 5 consists of the top guys: me, me, me, me, and me as the top guy

I do not connect with you **** like Wi-Fi

You fake, what rhymes? Sci-fi

I'm about to murder this beat like a drive-by

Ten minute rap, leave nothing in the archive

You **** rap but really only part-time

I'm about to separate myself like a apartheid

I'm built to last, I'm built to kill, I will not stop, I cannot stop

I never will they call me trash, I hear their words, I cannot feel

I'm full anger pop a pill a metaphor for numbing pain with skillful skill

I love the thrill, the rush, the chill I love the hate, pre-requisite to being great

You hear my words, I hope they fucking resonate

I got a rigorous regimen

When I'm spitting, it's venomous

If you're looking for evidence

You can read it in Genesis

Me and Jesus had messages, so I guess that I'm relevant

And I wrote five of the chapters and finished off Exodus

You rappers are feminine, you rappers have estrogen

Me killing's a definite, I'm in it my element

Ain't no comparison, rap game mine, I'm a resident

Should be the president, reaping, eating all of the benefits

Aren't really that great

Most people I meet are plastic, fake

This industry's crazy, I'm going crazy

I've felt that way since I moved to L. A.

These bitches don't work but wanna get paid

I'm a rap god, bitch come and get saved

Got so much money in the bank, I'll pay your rent and still not wanna get laid

You can hop on my wave but not on my boat

You can be on my team but not on my court

You can sit on that seat but not on my throne

You can be on my feed but not in my post

You **** been sleep, Dax always been woke

You **** been Sprite, Dax always been Coke

You break like threads, I hold like rope

You do not move 'til I say go

Now let me explain my rap god qualities

I give that in very large quantities

What you do believe, what is your hypotheses?

I don't care, I say that modestly

If I had metaphor for what I have in store for four years of all these quality

I would climb four floors all on my four fours

Step forth, full force and finish this prophecy

I'm no Samaritan

You can't deport me like Donald Trump tried to do all of the Mexicans

I'll skip a bar

Then come back because I'm no perfectionist

Who are you better than? Not me

Fuck ****, you can check my discography

A **** rapping like a **** hit the lottery

Three years blew up, I'm a prodigy

No indecision with my written, my flow, or my fucking vision

My style is really forbidden, forgiven out of position

Everybody wanna rap, nobody really committed

Wanna be M.J., not willing play Pippen

Stay driven, you kidding, **** always gotta copy and fit in

My mission is to motivate the youth

It doesn't pay well but that's what real rap gods have to do

So you wanna be a rap god?

You can't worry 'bout what they say

They're lost, misguided sheep who hate themselves more than you anyway

So you wanna be a rap god?

Stop worrying 'bout everyone else, get on your grind

It's not their fault, it's yours, go get that shit yourself

You wanna be a rap god? Then rap with gods like me

Snap hard and fuck up all these beats

Rap hard, redo, reuse, repeat

Go to school, hoop and work and pass on sleep

Be independent not codependent on labels with money engines

And drop a new banger like ever two damn weeks

Stay down real ****, like ten toes deep

From the ground to yo head and back to yo feet

It's very competitive, **** repetitive

I kill it consecutive, dipping and dodging the negatives

I'm sipping adrenaline, **** they fake, they edited

I need to get credited, hate it and love it, they sensitive

I'll never be sensitive, your opinion's irrelevant

It does me no benefit or add to percentages

I'll never be hesitant, my success and estimate

It's evident I rap and I can

Sing melodically and still get technical

You're technically skeptical

I'll skeptically let you know your insecurities are highly detectable

Like the NBA, I'm professional

My rhymes they bend, they're flexible

So perfect, so symmetrical

Ten minutes long, extendable

What other rapper's doing it like this? I'm righteous

Rap booming, I can't fly now because I'm flight risk

Put my dick inside the game, it's too big, it's a tight fit

Never made a bad song, they don't come out of my lips

Got the game by the neck, won't let go, I got tight grip

I flip my flows like I'm doing gymnastics, aerobatics

All over the place, I'm spastic

Disappear, re-appear, my bars are like magic

Elastic, sucking you dry, you need cactus

In my prime, bugging you ****, no mantis

My drip got drip, they drip like Atlantic

Take a swim, I'm John, I can be your baptist

My bitch got ass, I do her like taxes

Bust twice, paint her face like she was canvas

Your bitch fakes orgasms, she is a actress

Born March, no wonder I'm bringing the madness

God dammit, I'm fucking amazing

I don't look left or right when I'm racing, I'm not complacent

I chose this life, it's mine, no trading

Stock rising just like it's baking

Fuck you pigs, not talking bacon

Paraphrasing, ones who kill because they're racist

Rosa Parking at your station, guns are blazing

Leave your balls just like they raisins

Martin Luther King yo ass, then Queen yo Freddie, Jason

Mercurize your nation

Leave you in a tub of man and Harriet

The hairiest to train and slave you like enslavement

Speak the real and lose engagement

Triple K then Frosted Flake it

I'm the greasiest, milk and shake it

Dirty monkey, Bathing Ape

And leave the world in shock amazement

How long can a rap god rap if a rap god's wrapped in a rap god's rap?

And if the rap god snaps, can the rap god rap if the rap god's rap is broken, cracked?

In fact, this rap god's rapidly rapping so fast, he can't relax

My bars are futuristic, intrinsic, so no, they can't go back

So what they gonna say, dawg?

I did this in one take, dawg

Ain't even take me whole day, dawg, flowing like Nate Dog

Concentration fu-fuck it, I'm feeling just like Adolf

Blow a **** face off

Don't see you ****, no, Ray Charles

S. M. H. emoji, the face palm, didn't even take take long

Fuck a whole album, I just rapped one in one take on a song

Impeccable, you **** are copies, identicals

If you suck dick just to get signed, no turning back, you're bisexual

You make me sick, no medical, I should inject you with poisonous chemicals

No, you can't borrow my testicles

Are you dumb? Are you a vegetable?

Am I a rap god now?

Do you agree? How long I gotta rap for the respect I need?

Playing all damn spots on this goddamn team

Taking game-winning shots from the goddamn three

Am I a rap god now?

I am, whether you like it not

Your words ain't shit, don't talk, just rap me out, out-rap me out my spot

Who wants it? it's all subjective

Rap god is mind state I selected

I crowned myself, despite rejection

Then tatted my stomach with, "Living legend"

My confidence is so effective

It makes your hate run turn defective

I seek no human's weak acceptance

A wolf doesn't lose no sleep over no sheep

I workout seven days, that's one week, I can't be weak

If I don't eat, then no one eats, why? Because I'm the one who feeds

What am I? Adam Sandler, Mr. Deeds?

I don't favors, shucks, geez

Unless there's Gs involved, there's fees involved

E-mail my team we'll get resolved

And by the way, I wrote this, I don't do no karaoke when I rap

I'm hole-in-one, you're barely hitting double bogey

Caught a fade on this shit, I'm shooting like Kobe

I'm Drake on this beat, I deserve a fucking trophy, you probably didn't notice

Shout-out Lil Mosey, Eminem my best friend, and he doesn't even know me

I fuck with NF, we'd probably be homies

Don't sneeze, my blessings aren't actually holy

I spit no hoagie, more punches than lines of cocaine from a Hollywood bougiefied phony

I rap, no subway, you rap at Subway, your fans are used to your bologne

I'm kicking Steve Aoki, can't stop me, you're not a goalie

Say you're better than me? Don't comment at me, **** show me

You're favorite numbers gotta be 69, why?

'Cause if you say you're better, you're just trolling

I strike, no bowling

I cannot swim, but because of my diamonds, I'm still soaking

You're in denial just like a vape, that shit's a trick, bitch, you're still smoking

Put you **** in order like alphabetical

You're so hysterical, count your blessings like you're numerical

That's theoretical, you're sweet, you're diabetical

I should get rid of you like the garbage man

I'm taking out the garbage, man, you're garbage, man

You're not my dawg, then why you barking, man?

Can't match my drive, you parking man

So get back in the motherfucking garbage can

My lungs infested rap game, I ingested rap greats

In a syringe I just injected, I'm infected

Fucking up my veins' connections, need help, ah, I'm epileptic

East, West, North, South, fuck it, all directions

Switch it, flip it, whip it, it's unexpected

Fuck the beat while I molest it

Wrap its neck just like a necklace

I should fucking be arrested

You can not beat me, do not try, try, try, try

Hit you like Backstreet Boys, it's a bye, bye, bye, bye

Is that a bird? I am fly, fly, fly, fly

Rap against me you might die, die, die, die

**** complaining, you just cry, cry, cry, cry

Look up at God and I say, "Why, why, why, why?"

**** be running, they just hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, ah

If this doesn't prove I'm a rap god, I don't know what will

Ten minute song, I'm crazy, I don't got no chill

I wrote this in ten minutes, sober, no pills

I used to rap for fun, now rapping pays my bills, uh

I, I, I

I'm the best in the league, up next I won't precede

Fucking up everything, won't accept defeat

Fucking up money just like it's mac and cheese, stack my cheese

Feel like a plumber the way I pipe it

I beat up the pussy just like I fight it

Go black on the pussy just like the night shift

I–

Man cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, bro

How long is this shit, bro?

You just went for ten minutes, geez

Bro, you're lying, bro, put that on goose, bro

I put that on geese, man

Fuck