Why Won't You?

Why won't you meet me at the cabaret

In the light of day

I'll swoon

Why won't you give me your phone number

Or a cucumber

Just for fun

Why won't you let me snort another line

You can tie me up

You can have me all night long now Buster

Why won't you touch me in the men's bathroom

You such a baboon

You slut

Why won't you meet me at the cabaret

I'll be slightly gay

You'll love it

Why won't you give me your car keys

I'll do a strip tease

S'il vous plaît

Why won't you let me snort another line

You can tie me up

You can pound my Yumpa all night long

Why won't you lick me with that lascivious tongue

All around my bung

I'm a slut too

Hey Rocko, what's with the limp

Ha! I thought so

Hey Mister, is that a banana in your pants

Ok, who's gonna buy me a drink

Or make me stink, even better

All the handsome men make a single fine line line over here

No, not you

Only ten inchers allowed Buster