Hey Michael

I heard you're pretty good at drums

I think that's pretty cool

But if you try to fuck my pretty friend

I'll push you in the pool

You talk for so long about Mad Men

I've never seen that show

You don't gotta say you love Pulp Fiction, I already know

Hey, Michael

You American psycho

Where the hell did my night go?

Should have seen all your red flags

Your tattoos look so bad

You're old for your friends

You're the life of the party

But the party is finally over

I think I'm gonna lose my shit

I'm gonna lose my composure

I think I wanna start a fight

Which one is your girlfriend?

This party has got no life

I think it's time for an end

End

My band's about to hit it big

And pretty soon I won't have time

You think that I could bum a cig?

You got a light? I forgot mine

I've got self-diagnosed ADHD

So if I catch you crying on my sidewalk

You can't blame me

Hey, Michael

You American psycho

Where the hell did my night go?

Should have seen all your red flags

Your tattoos look so bad

You're old for your friends

You're the life of the party

But the party is finally over

I think I'm gonna lose my shit

I'm gonna lose my composure

I think I wanna start a fight

Which one is your girlfriend?

This party has got no life

I think it's time for an end