Something In the Water (Does Not Compute)

Some people tell me I've got great legs

Can't figure out why you make me beg

Does not compute

Do not compute

You think you're special, well so do I

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute (baby)

Somethin' don't compute

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

People think I'm kind of smart

Why must a fellow stop with you before he starts?

Do not compute

I'll buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars

But you got to talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

Oh lord

I said must be something in the water they drink

Same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?