So Rich, So Pretty (Explicit Version)

I like a girl with caked-up makeup

In the sunshine, smoking cigarettes to pass the time

Who wakes up to a bottle of wine

On the nightstand, bites and scratches the blinds

But I ain't found one quite right yet

So I step with pep to the park or supermarket

Her apartment best be messy

And Lisa don't mind when I call her Leslie

She's gotta dress with class

In Jean Paul Gaultier, and a Hermes bag

And four inch tips made of ostrich

Sharp enough to slit your wrists, her lips spread gossip

Won't say sorry when she offends

She comes over to my place in her old man's Benz

And gold, and silver, and jewels of all colors

And she doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers

Come on, get it before I change my mind

Come on, kid, don't waste my time

So rich, so pretty

The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

So rich, so pretty

I like a girl who eats and brings it up

A sassy little frassy with bulimia

Her best friend's a plastic surgeon

And when her beamer's in the shop she rolls the Benz

Manis and pedis on Sundays and Wednesdays

Money from mommy, lovely in Versace

Costly sprees, it's on at Barney's

And I love to watch her go through fifty G's calmly

She gets naughty with her pilates body

And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody

'Cause the blow's so yummy and it keeps her tummy

Empty, and makes her act more friendly

Dance the night away

And she won't say nothing when she makes your man stray

Come on, get it before I change my mind

Come on, kid, don't waste my time

So rich, so pretty

Come on, get it before I change my mind

Come on, kid, don't waste my time

So rich, so pretty

The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

I've had you come before, Mickey

Go get my purse, Mickey

Lock the door, Mickey

You're just a midnight snack

Shhh, don't talk back

You're just a boy, Mickey

You're just a toy, Mickey

You're just a boy, Mickey

Come on, get it before I change my mind

Come on, kid, don't waste my time

So rich, so pretty

The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

So rich, so pretty

So rich, so pretty

So rich, so pretty

The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

So rich, so pretty

So rich, so rich

So pretty, so pretty

Mickey, Mickey, so pretty, so pretty

Mickey, Mickey, the best piece of ass in this whole damn city

Mickey, Mickey, the best piece of ass in this whole damn city

Mickey, Mickey, the best piece of ass in this whole damn city

Mickey