The History of the World (Part 1)

I just hit the ground, boy, have I arrived?

Tell the dinosaurs they just won't survive

So I fell and you just laughed, you think that I can't stand

To see me trip this way, you think I'm secondhand

I have seen it all, she's the only one

She belongs to me, I'm the lonely one

Counting sheep and swatting flies

You think there's no more left

Talk is cheap, how many lies sustain a single breath?

Adam Chance and Zorro

Take them with a pinch of salt

Sad about tomorrow

Sorry, but it's not my fault

While they were shooting at the moon

Somebody croaked and no one heard

What's a sin or two in the history of the world?

Someone said to me, why'd you play so loud?

What do you want from me, you corrupt the crowd

Miles of print you'd think we'd thought of nothing else

There's more important things than ink and decibels

Leave it to tomorrow

Corporal Clott and Stalingrad

They're the ones to follow

They're the ones that make me glad

Nobody alive and no one left

Nobody cares or ain't you heard

Looks like I'll take my dying breath

In the history of the world