7 Days To Change Your Life

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All of your innocence found you'll even lose a few pounds

See yourself making a mint quality time with your kids

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In just seven short days you'll change your life

All of your innocence found you'll even lose a few pounds

See yourself making a mint quality time with your kids

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So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed

I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed

And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess

And that's when it happened

So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life

I dreamed about success and money, muscles, women, cars

And even wives and they would always tend to my every need

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In just seven short days you'll change your life

All of your innocence found you'll even lose a few pounds

See yourself making a mint quality time with your kids

Send me your money and I'll change your life