Phone Wallet Keys

So anyways if that man is watchin' my Netflix special right now

I think of you a lot, sir, I think of you a lot

Alright Milwaukee, let's fuckin' do this shit, here we go

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Here we go again

Come on

I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my

Phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys

Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys

Got my credit cards in my wallet, got my phone, you can call it

Master lock on my front door

That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for

My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys

Good things come in threes

Need my phone, wallet, keys

If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my

(Phone, wallet, keys)

If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my

(Phone, wallet, keys)

If I'm goin' out to a weddin'

If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'

If I'm at the daddy daughter dance

My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants

I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies

And I don't got no luggage, just got phone, wallet, keys

I roll on up to the airport, lady asks for my passport

Fuck, okay

Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys

Phone, wallet, passport, keys

Now I need four things, bitch, please

Phone, wallet, passport, keys

I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta

The lady farted next to me, I smelt her, I smelt her

We get to thirty thousand feet, I recline my fuckin' seat

'Bout to watch a movie, stop, I forgot my laptop

Mmm, motherfucker, dammit

Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys

Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys

Too much shit, that's five fuckin' things

Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys

I'm swingin' my shit all over the place

I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya

I'm carryin' so much shit

I got a hernia, a hernia

No place to put it, what should I do?

Probably should take my iPad too

What the fuck else did I forget?

(Sandman, you need tons of shit)

My Tic-Tacs, my backpack, my Zippo lighter, my charge pack

My sunglasses, my hairspray, my headphones (They're Beats by Dre)

My notebook, my GoPro, my vape pen, my crossbow

My toothpick, my pocket knife, oh, fuck, I forgot my wife

(Phone, wallet, keys) Goddamn

(Phone, wallet, keys)

It used to be so easy with my phone, my wallet, and my keysies

(Phone, wallet, keys) Yeah

(Phone, wallet, keys)

It used to be a breezy with my phone, my wallet, and my keysies

My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin', I'm crampin'

Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'

I'm miserable just standin' around, I'm like a walkin' lost and found

You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phone

(Phone, phone, phone) Yeah

(Phone, phone, phone)

Much happier at home just playin' with my phone

(Phone, phone, phone) Yeah

(Phone, phone, phone)

Yeah, I'll just stay at home

And fiddle with my phone on the toilet

I'm gonna do my first mic drop

Yeah