That's the Way You Make an Ex

I never claimed to know everything I ain't got no Ph.D. But boys listen up when it comes to love You can learn a thing or two from me. I'm no expert on makin' love work I really can't tell you a lot Well I don't know how to keep a woman around But I sure know how to run one off. So listen to my words of no wisdom There's no secret to my lack of success Once she draws the line just cross it one time That's the way you make an ex. I never could spell, misery to well But I know it ends with a Y Why did I do, what I did when I knew She'd get her half and half of what's mine. Takes more than luck to really mess up It don't just happen this way It took sacrifice and all my ex-wives To get me where I am today. So listen to my words of no wisdom There's no secret to my lack of success Once she draws the line just cross it one time That's the way you make an ex. Once she draws the line just cross it one time That's the way you make an ex. That's the way you make an ex. That's the way you make an ex...