Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous

Honey, they're bringin' out a TV crew

They wanna do a story 'bout me and you

There'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyard, there'll be

Camera's on their shoulders, we'll be readin' cue cards, leave them

Long John's on the line if the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine

They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue

They wanna see my fair-lane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks

Talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Tell 'em 'bout your mama and the bowling league, tell 'em 'bout

Junior and his baseball team, I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the

Wall, I'll blow a few times on my new duck call, let them see old Blue how he

Sleeps all day, we'll bring out the Elvis TV trays

They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue

They wanna see my fair-lane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks

Talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah, our idea of high class livin' is sitting on the porch on a cool night

Are champagne and caviar is a RC Cola, and a Moon Pie

I'm talking 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous