I Didn't Come Here (And I Ain't Leavin')

I built a big pile of peanut shells on the sawdust floor

I winked at every pretty girl comin' in and out the door

Yellin', hey bartender, how 'bout two more?

Bottle by bottle, I'm clearin' off that shelf

I feel so good that I'm not quite myself

Now they're tellin' me that I gotta find some place else

Well, guess what

I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin'

I've been thrown into better places than this

And I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin'

If you wanna pucker up I got just the place for you to kiss

Well I spent my dollar and drank up my last dime

Now they're actin' like havin' fun is some kind of crime

If it'll make you feel better, mister, I'll tell you one more time

I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin'

I've been thrown into better places than this

I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin'

Why don't you wanna pucker up? I got just the place for you to kiss

Now you can call me a taxi

You can call me a cab

I know you're gonna call me somethin'

When I can't pay this tab

Oh, I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin'

I've been thrown into better places than this

I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin'

If you wanna pucker up I got just the place for you to kiss

Why don't you pucker up? I got just the place for you to kiss