Fuhgidabowdit (feat. Redman, Method Man & DMX)

Get the fuck out of here, I'm LL Cool

Soakin' wet with bad bitches in the indoor pool

You what am I, an animal?

'Cause I bagged yours too

One bad mooley, ****, you can't school me

I'm the goat, what I wrote cause fire and smoke

Think I started on the choir singin' solo for the pope

Tell your mama please, get up off her knees

Can't wear yellow spandex with an ass like cottage cheese

Open toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens

Toes Kriss Krossed like she on J. Dupri's team

Bunyan sittin' sittin' up like beach balls in the sand

Plus a mouth full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand

Who the fuck let you in? All my assistants are fired

Now I'm lookin' for some washed up rapper that I can hire

You know, some old school **** with a bit of attitude

Pay him fifteen hunnid to fuck a girl in an interlude

You say I'm souped up, well, soup is good food

So what I scratch my nuts, how the fuck is that rude?

For soul glowin', afro pickin' S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum sippin'

Kid, I'll burp on your girl butt cheeks

'Cause honey had my nuts like two red beets

I'm bananas, out of my fuckin' mind they won't let me back in

'Cause I was down before the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund

Burno Samartino, Stan Staziak

Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite maniacs

The top rooster pluckin', chickens when I'm cluckin'

WWF stands for when and where we fuckin'?

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I'm like Menace II Society

I roll through the drive-thru like Kane

Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and Daytons too

See my boys down the ride crack patience too

Bricks, walk around, snorkel down

Macaroni and cheese, Timbs broke out the orphan house

Transportin' out, the poison in 'em

Box 'em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners

And them **** that ran, my goal's to get 'em

With the heat seekin' flow with four antennas

Doc's the name, that's why y'all fuck with me

I'm pocket change, the bums don't fuck with D

Objective in 'em, Carlo inspection sticker

Check the pen, I write like a X was in 'em

Teeth grittin', I brawl with a major league mitten

Where the stash at, punk?

Yo, yo and he takin' me with him

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Yo, ****, fuhgidabowdit

Yo, this be a Cool J function, music get my blood pumpin'

Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to something

Who owe me something?

Them **** in the back frontin'

They rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up, repercussion

You know my name, so there's no need for introduction

I'm mister done it all, so none of y'all can do me nothing

Bitch, I'm grown, puffin' on that one and bone

Bag me and Queen Bee be swingin' till the honey come

Backs get blown, trash get thrown

In headlocks, from this view, I'm fuckin' Star Jones

I'm red hot just like candy, in 95' won the Grammy

Yo, we use it as an ashtray now

**** can't stand or understand me, yeah

Either or, funky headhunter wild comanches with shitty drawers

What's that shit, what shit? That shit on your lip

I can't smoke with ya, kid, but I'll save ya the clip

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Ayo, dawg, fuhgidabowdit

Bitches can't stand me, fuhgidabowdit

Still pullin' down her panties, fuhgidabowdit

The shit I see every day brings tears to my eyes

How I holler at my **** brings ears to my cries

Stick **** for not knowin' then teach 'em something

Bitch **** talkin' 'bout you from the streets, you frontin'

I never liked you, and you, I don't know

So what the fuck you think is supposed to happen, we gon' go?

Mano a mano, whatever, ****, I'm gon' dust you

If you can't take that ass whoopin', I'm gon' bust you

Talkin' to you like a lil' **** 'cause you is

But don't forget that daddy's gonna always love his kids

Faggot **** got the nerve to wanna know why I rob

You guys are livin' phat while everybody else'll starve

That pretty shit is lame, fuck what your name hold

Break a **** off something, watch a **** gain four

Now you layin' somewhere cold, stiff as shit

And all that riffing shit, manage to get you hit, bitch

Fuhgidabowdit