Stuck in the Middle with You

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got a feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wonderin' if I'll get down the stairs

Yeah, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do

It's so hard to wipe the smile from my face

Lose control and I'm all over the place

Yeah, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends, they all come crawlin'

And slap you on the back and say, "please," whoa, "please"

Ah, no

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am

Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man, oh, oh

And your friends, they all come crawlin'

And slap you on the back and say, "please," whoa, "please"

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

And I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wonderin' if I'll get down, I'll get, get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am, well, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you