My Last Name

And I can feel your goodbye comin'

Like a storm up from the south

The rain'll splatter at the back door

The wind whistle around the house

So it's you and Howie Johnston

Somebody told me at the store

I guess I'd better get used

To the idea of you not around anymore

And so I'm doin' my best to prepare for the worst

And I better get used to the hunger and thirst

I gotta find me a potion to take for the pain

And all you've got to lose is my last name

I know he's cute and he's got money

And I ain't no handsome fancy Dan

In a way, it's sad and kinda funny

You'll be okay and I'll be damned

So I best be gettin' ready

For the bitter nights alone

Sleepin' on the couch

Wake up startin' out

Livin' life on my own

And so I'm doin' my best to prepare for the worst

And I better get used to the hunger and thirst

I gotta find me a potion to take for the pain

And all you've got to lose is my last name

Yeah, all you've got to lose is my last name