Shake Hands with Beef

There's a time for lies

And a time for truth

I say eye for an eye

Eye for a tooth

It's nice

When I roamed young

I'd scavenge around

Every nook and cranny

Of our little town

Mmm, it's nice, so nice to be

Pull out the cannon, boys, and steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

She's so fine

And she's so sweet

Mom and Pop, they raised her

On huge slabs of meat

She's fine

A man of nine

What a derby day

Twenty-six pumps on a Crosman

And it's time to play

Mmm, yeah, it's fine, so fine to be

Pull out the cannon, boys, and steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

Pull out the cannon, boys, and steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

Roll out the cannon, boys, steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

Roll out the cannon, boys, steal us some wine