I Want It Now / Oompa-Loompa

I want a golden goose

Gooses, geeses

I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

It will, sweetheart

At least a hundred a day

Anything you say

And by the way

What?

I want a feast

You ate before you came to the factory

I want a bean feast

Huh, what are those?

Cream buns and doughnuts

And fruitcake with no nuts

So good you could go nuts

You can have all those things when you get home

No, now

I want a ball

I want a party

Pink macaroons and a million balloons

And performing baboons and give it to me

Now!

I want the world

I want the whole world

I want to lock it all up in my pocket

It's my bar of chocolate

Give it to me now

I want today

I want tomorrow

I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair

And I don't want to share 'em!

I want a party with roomfuls of laughter

Ten thousand tons of ice cream

And if I don't get the things I am after

I'm going to scream

I want the works

I want the whole works

Presents and prizes

And sweets and surprises

Of all shapes and sizes

And now

Don't care how, I want it now

Don't care how, I want it now

Oompa-loompa-doompety-doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa-loompa-doompety-dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat

Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame

You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa-loompa-doompety-da

If you're not spoiled then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

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