Captain Crash & the Beauty Queen From Mars

Dressed up for a big date

Like Halloween day, but it was Fourth of July, now

A car crash, with a suitcase

And a painted face

She was one of a kind

She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella

And roller skates in bed

He rides a Greyhound from his hometown

When he comes around

'Cause they don't let him drive now

Mixed up as a milkshake

But make no mistake

Crash is lookin' like a star

You and me

We're invincible

Together

We can be, oh, so tragical

Whatever

Dressed up just like Ziggy

But he couldn't play guitar

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

Share a toothpick

Trading lipstick

Watchin' traffic

For days at the diner

Holding hands, making big plans

Playin' Superman

He was wearin' eyeliner

Another local legend

And his long-time lucky charm

You and me

We're invincible

Together

We can be, oh, so tragical

Whatever

All dressed up like Ziggy

But he couldn't play guitar

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

Drunk on love, as you can get

Gettin' high on lust and cigarettes

Livin' life with no regrets

At least they're gonna try

To fly

You and me

We're invincible

Together

We can be, oh so tragical

Whatever

We're Sid and Nancy

Fred and Ginger

Clyde and Bonnie

Liz and Richard

Kurt and Courtney

Bacall and Bogie

Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe

Here's Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars (Yeah, that's you and me)

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

Do-do-do, do-do-do

Do-do-do

Do-do-do, do-do-do

Do-do-do (Yeah, that's you and me)

Do-do-do, do-do-do

Do-do-do