The Logical Song

When I was young, it seemed like life was so wonderful

A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical

And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily

Oh joyfully, oh playfully watching me

But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible

Logical, oh responsible, practical

And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable

Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical

There are times when all the world's asleep

And the questions run too deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned

I know it sounds absurd

But please tell me who I am

I said, now watch what you say, or they'll be calling you a radical

A liberal, oh fanatical, criminal

Oh, won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable

Respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable

Oh, take it, take it, take it, yeah

But at night, when all the world's asleep

The questions run so deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned

I know it sounds absurd

Please tell me who I am

Who I am

Who I am

Who I am

'Cause I was feeling so logical

Yeah

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-digital

One, two, three, five

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh yeah

It's getting unbelievable, yeah