Two-Player Game

Apocalypse of the Damned

Level nine

The Cafetorium

Find the bad guy, push him aside

Then move on forward with your friend at your side

It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack

You know you got a brother gonna have your back

And you stay on track and I remain on course

And if they give you a smack, you gotta use your force

And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame

'Cause it's an f'd up world, but it's a two-player game, hey

Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette

It's just than no one else but me thinks that yet

You're just a nothing in this high school scheme

But it's no big 'cause you and I are a team

We like out of print games

Retroskates, got a Pac-man tattoo

Nobody here appreciates

But soon we'll be together where they do

'Cause guys like us are cool in college

Cool in college, this I know

Guys like us are cool in college

We rule in college, listen, bro

High school is hell, but we navigate it well

'Cause what we do is we make it a two-player game

Zombie

Watch out!

Ah, what? Aw

As losers, we have fought together for years

Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers

Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on

Just wait two years whereupon

You'll realize guys like us are cool in college

Cool in college, won't be lame

Dude, I know, I get it

Guys like us are cool in college

But we're not in college

All the same

High school is wack, but we have each other's back

'Cause me and you, we make it a two-player game

Gah

Oh, zombie

Hello?

Blood

Son?

Claws

Jeremy

Pause

You know that you are my favorite person

That doesn't mean that it can't still dream

Is it really true I'm your favorite person?

Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team

High school is shit and you gotta help me conquer it

It's just what we do, we make it a two-player game

Find the bad guy, push him aside

Then move on forward with your friend at your side

It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack

You know you got a brother gonna have your back

Then you stay on track and I remain in course

And if they give you a smack, you gotta use your force

And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame

'Cause it's an f'd up world, but it's a two-player game, hey

Two-player game

Two-player game, hey!