I Can't Wake Up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm dreamin' about bein' a blunt

I'm runnin' around, and I just can't wake up, hah

I'm dreamin' about bein' a blunt, ho

I'm walkin' around, and I just can't wake up

I'm tryna wake up, I can't wake up

So I run and jump, someone yelled, "Get that blunt"

Get that blunt, now I'm thinkin' this is major

I got a bunch of people chasin' me with a razor

I don't like this dream as a blunt

But I can't get out of it, and I can't seem to wake up

So I'm runnin' and racin'

Blunt smokers are chasin', this is insane

I'm caught by House of Pain

I picked up, they said they gonna put my head out

They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out

Now I'm hollowed, wet, thin, and, yes, ready

They poured the shumpang gently and re-wet me

I'm in the mouth, yo, I can't wake up

Yo, I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

Check it out now, in the same attire

Here comes the fire, ow, they lit it, now I'm burnin' by the minute

But check it out, more heads came to chill

Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill

Cypress Hill took a pull, lungs are full

Who's next? I'm bein' passed to Das EFX

As they take a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps

It's really smoky, but I can still see Black Sheep

Whoa, Black Sheep gets me, relights me

Room is proper, now I'm passed off to Shabba

Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba, he said

"Me no follow no rumor," and passed me to Grand Puba

I wasn't burnin' right, so Puba got mad at me

And said, "Who rolled this?" And passed it to Kid Capri

Kid Capri said, "I won't front"

Pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt

Redman said, "No need to re-roll"

He hit it, relit it, and passed to De La Soul

De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin'

Now they're buggin' 'cause they passed me to Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton said, "I'll smoke, but I won't inhale

I'll only hit it twice" He got slapped by Greg Nice

Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up

I'm bein' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

Get me outta this, somebody wake me up

I'm still on fire, and I'm still bein' smoked up

Half my body is gone, now they comin' to my head

Now my head is bein' pinched by Teddy Ted

A crazy nightmare, I gotta go

I gotta wake up, and I'm pass off to Yo-Yo

Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady, she didn't smoke

She passed me to Showbiz & A.G.

A.G. said, "Respect due, see"

He got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B

Smooth B, although he's talkin' to Teddy

Took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy

Freddy said, "Yo, there's nothing left, pop"

Looked me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock

Chubb Rock said, "Yo, Freddy, chill

If you ever catch me smokin', just kick me in the grill"

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked, and I can't wake up

I'm dreamin'