Hello Neighbor: What's in Your Basement

Hey there, neighbor

Can I come inside?

Come on, neighbor

What ya got to hide?

I'm not one for get togethers

And I don't like social calls

Just imagining me making friends

Makes my skin begin to crawl

Hold on, neighbor

One small favor

Let me in your house

Something exciting

Waits inside the basement

Gotta see the basement tonight

No one but me

Can see inside my basement

I'll never ever show what's inside

Can I see what's in your basement?

Howdy, neighbor

I think I found your glue

What's up, neighbor

This belong to you?

I don't want to be your neighbor

Or to see you sneak around

If I find you breaking in my house

I will put you in the ground

Whoa there, neighbor

Home invader

Sounds a little harsh

What kind of secrets

Wait inside the basement?

Gotta see the basement tonight

Word to the wise

To stay out of my basement

I'll never ever show what's inside

Can I see what's in your basement?

Maybe if I just

Probably not

Or I could try to

That all you got?

You can't keep me out, I'll find a way (Can't you just go away?)

Goodnight, neighbor

Close your eyes and sleep

Sweet dreams, neighbor

Hope you're dreaming deep

'Cause I've gotta see your basement

Gotta know what waits within

Could it be a secret treasure trove

Or a deadly den of sin?

Wake up, neighbor

Don't delay

There's someone in your house

Finally I'm going

Down into the basement

Bet that basements really a sight

One more door between me

And the secret basement

Let's open up and see what's inside

Inside my neighbors basement

Can't let him get inside my secret basement (Inside my neighbors basement)

Gotta keep it all outta sight

Don't get any closer

Stay out of my basement

I'll never ever show what's inside (It's time to take a look around inside)

Time to see what's in your basement