The Party Broke Up

Needless to say, the, the party broke up

Jason came in from Peoria

Wearing silk sunglasses

His girlfriend, Gloria, wore metal shoes

That emitted poison gases from the heels

One drink of that stuff

And Zam! The walls became floors

Became ceilings, became doors

The singer kept singing "Feelings"

That's right when I snapped

Needless to say, the, the party broke up

That, that flashing tie was a riot!

And what was that other remark that you made?

Oh yes, you're unemployed

Me too

I know what you mean

Someone began to discuss paranoia

When lightning destroyed half the room with one blast

The last of us killed off the wine and went home

Needless to say, the party broke up