I Got A Razor

Who me?

Man, you know I ain't never lost no fight

I'm way too fast for that cat

Now, look

If me and a grizzly's havin' a fight

No, don't you think the fight ain't fair

You talkin' 'bout helpin' me?

You better help that grizzly bear

I got a razor, man

And I got a chib that's a cinch

Man, I can split a bolt of lightnin'

Before lightnin' could move an inch

Now, look

If me and a wildcat is all in a clinch

You ain't got to worry

I got him cinched

Man, I'll tie a couple of knots in his tail

Then I'll pull his teeth and clip his nails

I got a razor, man

I got a chib that's a cinch

Yeah, I could split a bolt of lightnin'

Before lightnin' could move a inch

Now, look

Man, I can toss up a apple

And then shoot out the core

Yeah, I can peel it and then slice it

Before it hit the floor

Man, you know I got a razor

And can't nobody win over me when I got a razor

Man, I always got a razor

And I don't never miss

You know I got a razor