He Loves It

Fools there were Fools there are Fools there'll always be But the greatest fool of all, you see Has the flat across the hall from me Married? Yes Happiness Took one look and went I declare He's a bear For punishment She hits him on the chin Ev'ry time he comes in And he loves it How he loves it He's the perfect fool there was Stands for ev'ry thing she does She waits for Saturday just to capture his pay And he loves it I vow He makes it, that ends it She takes it and spends it Oh, boy, and how Buys herself the most expensive hose Has to have the latest Paris clothes Takes another feller to a dance He stays home with patches in his pants Well, folks, you've never heard her She gets away with murder I'd like to put him wise But he's one of those guys He loves it, that's all She hits him with a plate If he's one minute late And he loves it How he loves it He's the perfect fool there was Stands for ev'ry thing she does She bakes an apple pie That would kill any guy But he loves it I vow She takes it and cooks it He eats it and looks it Oh, boy, and how Cooks herself a chicken fricassee Says "My dear, there's just enough for me" Then invites a half a dozen chaps After dinner he gets all the scraps Oh, gee, what that guy stands for What has a man got hands for I'd like to put him wise But he's one of those guys He loves it, that's all