My Strongest Suit

In life, one has to face a huge assortment

Of nauseating fads and good advice

There's health and fitness, diet and deportment

And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation, wit, I am a doubter

Manners, charm, they're no way to impress

So forget the inner me, observe the outer

I am what I wear and how I dress

Oh, now I believe in lookin' like my time on Earth is cookin'

Whether polka dotted, striped, or even checked

With some glamour guaranteein' every fiber of my bein'

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

From your cradle via trousseau to your deathbed you're on view

So never compromise, accept no substitute

I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel

For dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear

Underwear

Anytime

Anywhere

Staying in or hitting townwards

From the top and working downwards

I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time

Whether wig or hat or turban, whether clad boudoir or urban

Not to strut your stuff outrageously is a crime

And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted

As they wander through my things to find en route

That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal

That dress has always been my strongest suit

I am what I wear

I say anytime, anywhere

So bring me all my finest, most audacious, my divinest

Most revealing, most expensive, and too boot

Most arresting

Most heart-stopping

Most free-flowing, most eye-popping

Most arresting, most heart-stopping, yeah

Dress has always been my strongest suit

My strongest suit

You know that I am what I wear

Dress has always been my strongest suit

So bring me all my finest, most audacious, my divinest

Most revealing, most expensive, and too boot

Most arresting

Most heart-stopping

Most free-flowing, most eye-popping

Dress has always been my strongest suit

My strongest suit

You know that I am what I wear

Dress has always been my strongest

My strongest, my strongest

My strongest

My strongest

My strongest suit