Strictly for the Funk Lovers

Welcome funk fans to Hot Spots

I’m Sha-Ray Jones live here on Cullen Boulevard

And everywhere I go, there’s shit everywhere

Doo-doo chasers going buckwild

I’m trying to find out the true meaning of a doo-doo chaser

Hahahaha, what’s up, **** and bitches?

I shouldn’t say bitches, that might offend some of you hoes

Well, we gon’ do it something like this

Just to see what you punk ass **** is working with, yeah

So now you wanna get your cranium cracked

By talking that old ill shit ****

I’m giving out lumps by the pound, hahaha

And you say you don’t believe fried ice cream is reality, ****

Would I like to you face to face?

You better ask some muthafuckin’ body, ****

Now I’ma ask you one muthafuckin’ time, just one thang:

Is you or is you ain’t a doo-doo chaser?

Wait, wait, wait, let me say it one more time:

Is you, huh, or is you ain’t a doo-doo chaser? Can hear I it?

(Doo-doo chaser, that’s what your ass is, yeah, oh…)

(Nothin’ but a doo-doo chaser, yeah…)

Funk, nothin’ but pure funk

I wanna hear you get funky

Yes, and this funk is straight from South Acres, hahaha

What, you didn’t know, ****?

Back the fuck up, we working with a crucial brand here, word

So now I’m just gon’ sit back and meditate

Or should I say have a wicked thought

About taking some old punk ass **** out for tryna criss-cross me, fool

And I’m gon’ make you jump, hahahahaha, yeah, I’m gon’ make it jump

Hollow points all in that muthafuckin’ ass, ****

Oh, you better ask some muthafuckin’ body, ****

As if you didn’t know

Oh, and once again, I send this one here out to all the doo-doo chasers

So if you are a doo-doo chaser, let me see you chase the doo-doo, hahahaha

(Nothin’ but a doo-doo chaser…)

Goddamn, so now you wanna diss me, fool

I guess I gotsta put in work (Put in work, baby)

Haha, but it ain’t no thing

Haven’t you ever heard of a killer? (Muthafuckin’ killer)

****, hahahaha, yeah, that’s me, fool

You better back the fuck up

So now I’m going on a killing spree in South Acres with this **** Brad

Get your ass in the house, ****, ‘cause it’s on

And it’s on like Donkey Kong, hahahahaha

I know you heard that saying before

But on the reals, really doe, I came to let you **** know

That this one right here is only for the funk lovers, true funk lovers

Dig C.C., hahaha

And once again, I commence with the anthem, the doo-doo chaser

Can you, would you, could you, should you, chase the doo-doo?

Hahahaha…

(Woo, hey, hey, yeah, doo-doo chasers

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, doo-doo chasers

I don’t give a fuck, hey, Scarface don’t give a fuck

Hey, RBX don’t give a fuck)

So there you have it, funk fans, the real definition of a doo-doo chaser

This is Sha-Ray Jones, signing off from Hot Spots

And join us next week, chasing more doo-doo chasers

I love you, and peace

Doo-doo chasers, nothin’ but doo-doo chasers, yeah

Doo-doo chasers, yeah

Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo…