I got a gal and she's so sweet
She's the cutest little thing you did ever meet
That's the craziest chick I ever had
Ah, just one thing, she stutters like mad
And she said
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nine-nine-nine, ah-ah
See what I mean, mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nine-nine-nine, whoa
I took my girl for a bite to eat
To the little drive-in down the street
Ah, the waitress said, "How do you do?"
She said, "What can I do for you?"
My girl said
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nine-nine-nine, ah-ah
And she said, "I'll have a Hot D-D-D-Dog, please" (mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum)
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine
I got weak and asked for her hand
I even bought a wedding band
And though I'm not the marrying type
I said c'mon and be my wife
And she said
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nine-nine-nine, whoa
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nighty-nine-nine
Stuttered so long (mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum)
Ninety-nine, nine-nine-nine
A good thing that she stuttered so long
When she finally said, "Yes", I was gone
Mumblin', mumblin', mum-mum
Ninety-nine, nine-nine-nine
