The Baddest Man Alive

I could take the pitchfork from the Devil

Keep a super suit like I'm incredible

From the deep blue sea to the dark blue sky

I'm the baddest man alive

I'll grab a crocodile by its tail

Handcuff the judge and throw the cops in jail

Make the meanest woman breakdown and cry

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good

Say my name three times and you knock on wood

Candy man hooks, I terrorize your hood

Flashing MAC's on a cop the way a gangsta should

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger

Take a gasoline bath then I walk through fire

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty

Take the Sergeant's hat from his head and use it for a frisbee

Spit in the crocodile face

Have a ménage à trois with two female apes

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives

I drank honey straight from the beehive

Bungee jumping off the Empire State, butt naked

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt naked

With the baddest man alive and I don't plan to die

When the Grim Reaper come, I'll look him right in his eye

I'll bust in the face of the witch of the East

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth

I'm the man who stole the golden fleece

And I date raped beauty right in front of the beast

The baddest man alive and I don't plan to die

I'm the baddest man alive

I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive