When The Grown Up Ladies Act Like Babies

Pretty little Flo was jealous of her beau

And each night she'd fuss and fight because he worried her so

When she'd let him loose, he'd flirt like the deuce

Once she followed him then she collared him, this was his excuse

When the grown and up ladies act like babies

I've got to love 'em, that's all

I can't realize the grown-up ladies

Keep-a top-a lapa, I want to be the papa

When they walk like babies, talk like babies

That's the time I fall

And though they may be forty-three

I gotta bounce 'em up and down on daddy's knees

When the grown and up ladies act like babies

I've got to love 'em, that's all

To a hospital he went to see a pal

Once inside, a nurse he spied who was a beautiful gal

He pretended he was just sick as he could be

Waved his hand at her, told the manager, "Let that nurse cure me!"

When the grown and up ladies act like babies

I've got to love 'em, that's all

I can't realize the grown-up ladies

Keep-a top-a lapa, I want to be the papa

When they walk like babies, talk like babies

That's the time I fall

And though they may be forty-three

I gotta bounce 'em up and down on daddy's knees

When the grown and up ladies act like babies

I've got to love 'em, that's all

Oh, when the grown and up ladies act like babies

I've got to love 'em, that's all

I can't realize the grown-up ladies

Keep-a top-a lapa, I got to be the papa

When they walk like babies, talk like babies

Oh, that's the time I fall

And though they may be sixty-three

I gotta bounce 'em up and down on daddy's knees

Oh, when the grown and up ladies act like babies

I've got to love 'em, that's all