That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

Oh my

Twenty throw on down in my fist of rage

And the man to my left has folded down

Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush

I had three Jacks and a pair of nines

My mind is turning, just two shots more

There's not much left to play

Well then dude walks in, black hat on top

What am I, if I'm lucky?

Wasn't a county cop

Just running out of time

Who's up for game two?

What to do

My wallet's gettin' thin

And I just lost my watch last night

Well I got a problem

Just one answer

Gotta throw it all down

And kiss it goodbye

That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all (I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold, never to fold (Never to fold)

Who's up for game three?

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

And I just lost it all

Well, there's a man sittin' next to me

Red was smiling 'cause it's funny

I don't have no money tonight

That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all (And I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold, never to fold (Never to fold)

Well, how 'bout that?

I'm coming out the front, never comin' out the back

And I walked into the bar yesterday

'Cause I had something do, something to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around

Until I heard the sound of his feet fallin' on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said what you doin' in the bar tonight?

So, I said, Johnny what you doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how bout a revolution?

And he said, right

I said, oh, you say, ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah

I say, oh, you say, ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah, jah, jah

And I said, what you lookin' at?

He hit me across the face with a bat

I grabbed my forty-five, and I said, let's get out and go

So, he opened the door and said, do what you're here for

I said, I'm wandering down the road four to four

And I said, I've been walking for about a thousand years

And my feet are growing tired

My eyes a little wired

Don't know what to do unless I retire

And he just said let's play some crazy poker

So, I said, Johnny what you doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said, right

I said, oh, you say, ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah

I said, oh, you say, ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah, jah, jah

I said that

Was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

Said that

Was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

I don't give shit 'cause I got the drop

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine

And I'm feelin' kind of funky, kinda fine

And I drank a bottle of whiskey 'fore I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me

And to my left was a man, he had no chin

Didn't really think about starting to sin

The man to my right wasn't feelin' kind of nice

He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

Because I took his money last night, it's kinda funny

But now I'm just strugglin', I need a honey bunny

I don't know what to say anymore

So, I'm just gonna go out anyhow

So, I said, Johnny what you doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said how 'bout a revolution?

And he said, right

I say, oh, you say ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah

I say, oh, you say, ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah

I say, oh, you say, ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah

I said, oh, you say, ah

I say, revolution and you say, jah, jah, jah