Can't We Be Friends

I thought I'd found the man of my dreams

Now it seems, this is how the story ends:

He's goin' to turn me down and say

"Can't we be friends?"

I thought for once it couldn't go wrong

Not for long! I can see the way this ends:

Never again! Through with love

Through with men!

They play their game without shame, and who's to blame?

I thought I'd found a man I could trust

What a bust! This is how the story ends:

He's goin' to turn me down and say

"Can't we be friends?"