When I'm Cleaning Windows

Now I go cleaning windows

To earn an honest bulb

For a nosey parker, it's an interesting job

Now, it's a job that just suits me, a window cleaner you would be

If you could see what I can see, when I'm cleaning windows

Honeymoon and couples too, you should see them billing too

You'd be surprised at things they do, when I'm cleaning windows

In my profession I'll work hard, but I'll never stop

I'll climb this blinking ladder, till I get right to the top

The blushing bride, she looks divine the bride groom he is doing fine

I'd rather have his job than mine, when I'm cleaning windows

The chamber maid, sweet names I call, It's a wonder I don't fall

My minds not on my work at all, when I'm cleaning windows

I know a fella such is swell, he has a thirst, that's plain to tell

I've seen him drink his bath as well, when I'm cleaning windows

Oh, in my profession I'll work hard, but I'll never stop

I'll climb this blinking ladder, till I get right to the top

Pajamas lying side by side, ladies' night, as I have spied

I have often seen what goes inside, when I'm cleaning windows

Now there's a famous talkie queen

She looks so looks so flapper on the screen

She's more like eighty than eighteen, when I'm cleaning windows

She pulls her hair all down behind, then pulls down her, never mind

And after that pulls down the blind, when I'm cleaning windows

In my profession I work hard, but I will never stop

I'll climb this blinking ladder till I get right to the top

An old maid walks around the floor, she's so fed up, one day I'm sure

She'll drag me in, and lock the door, when I'm cleaning windows

When I'm cleaning windows