If You Knew Susie

I have got a sweetie known as Susie

In the words of Shakespeare, she's a "wow"

Though all of you may know her too

I'd like to shout right now

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl

There's none so classy as this fair lassie

Oh! Oh! Oh my goodness, what a chassis

We went riding, she didn't balk

From the country, I'm the one that had to walk

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! What a girl!

Susie had a perfect reputation

No one ever saw her on a spree

Nobody knows where Susie goes

Nobody knows but me

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl

She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses

Oh! Oh! What a future she possesses

Out in public how she can yawn

In a parlour, you would think the war was on

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! What a girl

She'll spend Sunday praising the Lord

But on Monday, she's as busy as a board

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh! Oh! What a girl

I had a moustache and trained it like a pup

She's got such hot lips, she kissed me once and burned it up!

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What a girl