The Happiest Days of Our Lives

You! Yes you! Stand still lady!

When we grew up and went to school

There were certain teachers

Who would hurt the children any way they could

By pouring their derision upon anything we did

Exposing every weakness

However carefully hidden by the kids

But in the town it was well known

When they got home at night

Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them

Within inches of their lives