Reincarnation the Bed Bug

Yes, I heard when you die, after burial

You've got to come back as an insect or animal

Yes, I heard when you die, after burial

You've got to come back as an insect or animal

Well, if it's so, I don't want to be a monkey

Neither a sheep, a goat, a donkey

My brother said he want to come back a hog

But not Invader, I want to be a bed bug

Why? Because

I want to bite those young ladies' patna

Like a hot dog or a hamburger

Even though they're thin, don't be in a fright

It's only big fat women I want to bite

Now I want you believe me, so help me bless

I'll be a different kind of bed bug from all the rest

I ain't biting no ordinary people

They got to be quite social and respectable

Such as female doctors and barristers

Duchesses, princesses with nice figures

And when I bite them, I'm going boat and bows

And I'm calling myself King Bed Bug the First

That's why

I want to bite those young ladies' patna

Like a hot dog or a hamburger

Even though they're thin, don't be in a fright

It's only big fat women I want to bite

Yes, I know how some husbands are far from fresh

They will be waiting for this bed bug to bite their flesh

But I would not bite a man if they killed me dead

As long as the opposite sex's on the bed

Biting him, I might break my teeth

To a bed bug, man skin harder than concrete

And when a bug bite a man, the result is bad

Men foot have too much hairs and the legs too hard

That's why

I want to bite those young ladies' patna

Like a hot dog or a hamburger

Even though they're thin, don't be in a fright

It's only big fat women I want to bite