Don't Have the Cow

You should've listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas and carrots Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony Now that the cow's are going mad Now that the cow's are going mad The vegetarians are laughing at us now Well, this just makes me want to hate them even more And if you indulge in that Then you're no smarter than the slab of meat you eat The one that's now driving you mad, mad, mad, mad Hate to be an I told you so But I fuckin' told you so Meat is murder and it's killing you What the hell are you going to do? Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony Cow's are going mad Cow's are going mad Cow's are going mad Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony Cow's are going mad Even though I eat meat Hate to be an I told you so Hate to be an I told you so Hate to be an I told you so Hate to be an I told you so