Who Put The Roo In The Stew?

Well ronald came home one evening

Said to his mary lou

Tomorrow night, instead of finger-lickin' chicken

Let's have us some old fashioned stew

Let's have us some old fashioned stew

In the fridge there's beef from australia

Picked it up from the market today

It's label choice and you'll love it

Hop to it and start right away

Hop to it and start right away

Next night after much preparation

Old ronald sat down to his stew

And his nostrils started wrinkling

The aroma it didn't ring true

The aroma it didn't ring true

As a fact of life it's known now

And we all know it's true

Oh the kernel put the lickin' in the chicken

Who put the roo in the stew who who

Who put the roo in the stew

Well I rang a pal mal in australia

And mal who put the roo in the stew?

His reply was I wish I could find him

Cos he went and put horse in mine too

He went and put horse in mine too

That bloke said horses are for courses

Must have looked in a crystal ball

Cos these days your main course has them

And you don't know they're in them at all

You don't know they're in there at all

As a fact of life it's known now

And we all know it's true

Oh the kernel put the lickin' in the chicken

Who put the roo in the stew who who

Who put the roo in the stew

Who put the roo in the stew

Who put the roo in the stew

Who put the roo in the stew