Red Rover

Saw her on the sidewalk selling lemonade Her name was Jessica, we were in the third grade She had style, she was cute In her stone-washed jeans and her jelly shoes Within a week, I was callin' her my girlfriend That's when I started to neglect my Teddy Ruxpin We spent a lotta time talkin' on the phone And watching classic films like Home Alone She put Bryan Adams on a mixtape for me Then in fourth grade, she started to ignore me She got into makeup I got into kickball It was a messy breakup Red rover (Red rover) Me and Jessica are over She broke my heart And hurt my wrist With her snap bracelet Red rover (Red rover) Me and Jessica are over And I don't think I'll ever fall in love again At least not 'til I'm ten She asked me to dance at the Halloween party I was Jake the Snake, and she was Tonya Harding The next day when I asked her out She said "I can't right now, I've gotta watch Full House" Pretty soon things got a little messy She found a new guy, he looked like Uncle Jesse I shoulda known right from the start While I played Nintendo, she played with my heart When we were young we took so much for granted Like Hootie and the Blowfish, and Pluto as a planet Now she's alone at Walmart I'm stalking her on MySpace She should not have broken my heart Red rover (Red rover) Me and Jessica are over She broke my heart And made me sick With Mononucleosis Red rover (Red rover) Me and Jessica are over And I don't think I'll ever fall in love again At least not 'til I'm- She's like the secret word on Pee-wee's Playhouse She makes me wanna scream She's like the secret word on Pee-wee's Playhouse She makes me wanna scream She's like the secret word on Pee-wee's Playhouse Red rover This song is almost over Red rover (Red rover) The desert storm was over And I don't think I'll ever fall in love again At least not 'til I'm ten