Pizzaman (Radio Edit)

One day I'm going to Malta, the big hotel

In the morning I go down to eat breakfast

I tell a waitress, "I want two pieces of toast"

She brings me only one piece

I tell her, "I want two piece"

She said, "Go to the toilet"

I say, "You no understand, I wanna two piece on my plate"

She say, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch"

I don't even know the lady and she call me a son of a bitch

I don't need this shit!

Later I go to eat at a big restaurant

The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife

But no fork

I tell her, I wanted a fork

She tell me "Everybody wanna fuck"

I tell her "You no understand, I want a fork on the table"

She say, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch"

I dont even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch

I dont need this shit!

So I go back to my room in a hotel

And there is no sheets on the bed

Called the manager and tell him, "I want a sheet"

He tell me to go to the toilet

I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed"

He say, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch"

I go to the check-out and the man at the desk said, "Peace on you"

I said "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch"

I'm going back to Italia, arrivederci