Int. Barbershop - Day (feat. B. Simone & DJ Jazzy Jeff)

Will Smith is cancelled Oh, you can't cancel no icon Boy please He walk around like he invincible or somebody Uh-uh don't be messing with Will He the Fresh Prince Who the fuck Will Smith think he is? And that boy damn crazy how he raising them kids (what?) No he isn't, yes he is No he isn't, yes he is And I ain't ever gon' forgive him for the shit that he did (boy, bye) I mean Will Smith used to be cool He still the shit, he can fit your whole house in his pool I don't know, I mean he rich, but he ain't rich rich (boy, please) I don't even remember the last flick that he did You don't remember Aladdin? What about Men In Black (yeah) I know your badass watched Bad Boys, I know you remember that (plus the soundtrack) I heard he down bad, I heard he won the Oscar but he had to give it back And you know they only made him do that shit because he's black He don't need it, he the first to win the Grammy for rap That's a fact, he put all the Philly on his back Bottom line y'all, Will Smith is whack I mean he rich, he funny, and sexy too You wish you had a Jada Pinkett next to you Him and Jada both crazy though, what you talking about? You better keep his wife's name out your mouth You're talking, shh, but if he came right now You'd be like, "come in, Mr. Smith, would you please sit down?" Hell nah, I'd be like, "come get a fade 'Cause all your haircuts I seen on the big screen been lame" One thing's for sure, you can't call him lazy I ain't tryna call him lazy, I'm calling the nigga crazy One classic album, what that make him, Jay-Z? Jay-Z plus movies and TV Look, he's still the goat, Bad Boys came in first I don't like his damn music, that nigga don't fucking curse He gon' drop a new record like we all gon' forget He need to take another year and untangle some shit (oh my god) Who the fuck Will think he is? He only still relevant because of his kids (shut up) No he isn't, yes he is No he isn't, yes he is (man) And I ain't ever gon' forgive him for the shit that he did Uh-oh Oh shit, they need me in the back Come in, Mrs. Smith, would you like to sit down?