The Miasma Theory (feat. Evil Wizard M**********r)

Uh

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Spray with my schlong

Spray on your thong

Play some nice songs like it’s Donkey Kong

Fuck an Asian bitch and she says she’s Wong

I don’t get— or we don’t get along

Call me P, ‘cause I’m the Kong named Diddy

Play on the SNES ‘cause I’m so damn Kitty

I’m so best recorded on MIDI

Made it big in Gentofte—Cocaine City!

I’m still Donkey Kong, ‘cause I’m Seth Rogen

Suck on my dick, and you’ll be choking

Play an arcade, and you’ll need a token

Unless my machine is broken

Call me Donkey Kong, ‘cause I’m Tropical Freezing

On your girl’s tits, I’m squeezing

It’s with her I’m fucking breeding

It’s with me she’s fucking wheezing

I’m Diddy Kong, ‘cause I’m goddamn racing

It’s so Bad that I am Breaking

In this world center, you are trading

Too bad for its placement

Donkey Kong was behind the Twin Towers' fall

And of course, he was in Brawl

That monkey beast is goddamn mauled (Hawk, hawk)

No wonder you’re not listening at the mall (Hawk)

Hawk to the tuah

Sigma to your grind

I’m in every single word on the casings that you find

Selling souls for that dragon-hoarded gold

Pulling in the chips ‘till they ate at you full

‘Cause when the cards worked out, you kept your hands to yourself

Then the hand on your right

Then the hand on your left

Sitting like a king with the money up your ass

Acting bulletproof just because you’re top brass

You think one man took the shot when we all held the gun

‘Cause we all lost our lives, and our dear departed ones

Profit, profit, profit at the end of the day

Intrusive surgery to make the cancer go away

(Hahahaha)

(Uhhuhu)

Uh

Yeah

Let’s go

Big tits make me say "Awooga!"

Big tits, it’s a mess, we going FUBAR

From tip to base, yeah, we going lunar

Bath water, yeah, I’m a consumer

What do you want from me, what do you need?

I’ll start with a can of Thane all the way from Leeds

Seppuku in this bitch, yeah, we going Japanese

When I come to your city, give yo girl that expertise

Curb stomp yo ass, test that miasma

Make a new album, you still a molester

Molly in her drink, and then you undress her

This ain’t no Diddy party, it’s a Cure Fiesta, yeah

Donkey Kong (Rimjob)

Donkey Kong (Rimjob)

Donkey Kong (Rimjob)

I wanna give Donkey Kong a rimjob

Monkey me, banana slipping down my throat

When it comes to sucking, y’all know that I’m the goat

How else would I get a job at CockSuck Records?

As y’all are playing chess,

And I am playing checkers, bitch